TMI Tuesday 27 Jun 11

1. What are the three (3)”nevers” of your life? (Things you would never do or have never done)

This one is a hard one since there is not many things I have not done or tried ...

a.  Never steal a friends GF - my ex-wife was taken by an ex-friend (If you told me you were drowning, I would not lend a hand ~ Phil Collins)

b.  Date another man...not my thing but what happens between two adults is their business not mine.

c.  Hurt a child.  I get ill and angry hearing about some things people do.

2. Who or what sleeps with you?

My Rat Terrier

3. What were you doing at midnight last night?

Trying to convince my new friend that I do care about her and not using her

4. What is the most bizarre thing someone has ever asked you to do sexually?

Use my tongue on her under the table in a crowded restaurant on the Champs-Élysées over the Christmas holidays

5. What is stashed under your bed/mattress? Why is it there?

A bottle of my favorite wine, corkscrew and 2 glasses.  to replenish the liquids lost from our bodies

Bonus: What is the one thing you have not done with your partner that you really want to do and how will you go about making it happen? 

Make love to her until she passes out.  Viagra, a mountain cabin in the winter and lots of astro-glide...just in case.

TMI Tuesday

1.  How many states have you had sex in? How many countries? Yes, Oral counts! All sex acts– penetrative or not– are sex.

12 states and 8 countries 

2. What do you think is the sexiest piece of clothing a man/women wears on a daily basis? e.g., bra, jeans, sundress, dress shirt, etc.

Panties...Bikinis, Boyshorts, Briefs, Cheekies, Hiphuggers, Thongs, V-strings 

Erotica at its finest

3. Would you date yourself? Why or why not?

 No...I like to fall in love too quickly

4. Which muscle do you work the hardest: brain, heart, mouth?

My heart....see above 

5. Fill-in the blank: I am totally prissy (overly finicky) when it comes to _winning at all costs not matter what the consequences_ .

Bonus: Describe your darkest fantasy.

A ménage à trois with a mother and her adult daughter.  Not just sex but a full blown love affair with both

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Where have I been

I flew fighters for 20 years including combat hunting and killing surface to air missile sites. But I eventually discovered this was a young man;s sport.  I then started work on building and testing the initial production of the B2 bomber -  a sophisticated flying computer exposed to extreme flying and environmental conditions (+120F to -65F).  I chose not to enter the mundane world of aircraft production after testing was complete, so I entered the world of simulator development.  My initial entry into this field was a B2 simulator, but soon moved on to developing simulators to train astronauts on systems still in development stage.  Having proven that I could master this field (we discovered a software glitch with the flight software and taught the astronauts how to work around it) for the first seven increments of building the space station, I moved over to astronaut training in a weightless environment.  This was fun - developing replicas of shuttle and space station systems that would exist sometime in the future.  Then the program started coming to a halt with the completion of the space station and I got bored with routine training.  I then started working with the European and Japanese space agencies to develop unmanned robotic space vehicles to carry supplies to the space station.  I traveled extensively to Europe and Japan working with these agencies to build and test their vehicles..  Those vehicles have successfully flown to the space station carrying their cargo.  Now I am stuck in a maintenance mode for those vehicles and bored.  I have taken up horse and cattle ranching to fill the voids I now experience.  

I succeeded in each of these fields because I would not accept defeat;  I always found a solution.   But I ignored me and those around me.

Intelligent but not always smart.